hey guys! let's go to the church today!!
This is the doctor's basement and wine cooler cellar, post all your stupid ooc jokes here
For excellent quotes put em here Overheard in Willowdale. For voting on stupid things, go here
A barbarian walks into a bar. The rogue backstabs her. The barbarian takes offence at such insolence and strikes her dead. But it turns out that the rogue had rolled a very successful bluff check, and proceeds to steal all the barbarian's things. Turns out the barbarian had a heart locket with the rogue's picture inside it. The rogue was somewhat creeped out. The barbarian felt betrayed and confused, and sought anger management. The rogue proceeded to roll a successful puberty check.
Cast of the Pathfinder film adaptation:[]
Ruthea played by Lindsay Lohan
Valconey played by Johnny Depp and Sosostriss played by Helena Bonham Carter (at the urging of mr tim burton)
Sheriff Colquhoun by Uma Thurman
Martha played by Jennifer Connoly (?iono?)
Alejandra played by Zoe Saldana's head CGI'd onto Gerard Butler's body
Jura played by Queen Latifah
Ned played by Steve Smith (keep your stick on the ice)
Rain played by Vin Diesel
Captain Murdoch played by Colin Farrell
Gorgoroth played by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Calmex played by Will Ferrell
Rinzler player by David Tennant
Dr. Haiduc's role offered to Daniel Radcliffe who is hesitant at being typecast
Erevis as Steve Buscemi
Enrique voiced by Antonio Banderas, and Peter Dinklage as body double
Nanny Ogg played by Angela Landsbury
First Disciple voiced by Tim Curry
Weird guy ranting about the Shadow Lodge played by Kyle McLachlan
Enicio Vargas played by Eduardo Noriega/voiced by Javier Bardem
Pathfinder Pantheon[]
Due to their incredible heroics, the Pathfinders have been elevated to the status of minor dieties. What is your PC's domain?
Jura - people who live on the frontier
Enrique - people defending their homeland
Rinzler - people with insatiable curiosity, for curiosity's sake
Kat - people to whom there are no strangers, only unmet friends
Ru - secret-keepers and quest-seekers
Alejandra - families
Roswell - Travelling, maps, and relief from overbearing relatives
stuff[]
Rinzler, he fights for the users. Or wait, is that TRON?
sparklepony more like firepony - 3d6 fire ref for half
{C}NED TRIMMED HIS BEARD AND GOT A REAL JOB If Noale was a deity, her domain would be Powerthirst.
A Hero's Grave[]
DEAD ZUNI. RIP
Mirtul 5 2112 - Mirtul 17 2113
It was only a matter of time - DM
Wiki Vandal Corner[]
(Where the witty wiki vandals go to be preserved for posterity)
Ru is by far the most popular character in the Pathfinder beach volleyball spinoff, because her alternate costumes consist of Cammy's outfit, a chainmail bikini, and a wet t-shirt that says "I heart Arcade"
Wavlyn's true name is "Wavydoodle", and knowing this will summon Cthulhu made of chocolate. Her real familiar is teh penguin of doom, who carries her bukkits.
Jord was quietly reincarnated as a rutebaga werewolf while nobody was looking. He was vehemently against the citrus ninja plan.
Noale: AND THERE WAS CHUTNEY
Rain's ferverert berks are Gersbermps and he likes pina coladas, and getting caught in himself.
YOU ARE NOW REQUIRED TO SING THIS BEFORE EVERY MEAL[]
"Oh Rathbone Rathbone Rathbone, he's really really great
Rathbone Rathbone Rathbone, may his greatness bless my plate!"
(this is the official cheer of Team KERRS, aka team idk, aka team idgaf, aka Team Chaotic Awesome)
SING IT, I SAY!
Totally not a sponsored post[]
Sawtooth Vale the game is on sale today or idk. I heard it's gud. Link
Axehand, God of Destruction[]
(Warning: events portrayed may not match canon)
(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"):
Axehand, God of Destruction, had a very sharpened axe.
It could slice through bone and metal, and makes up for the hand he lacks.
None of the humans liked him, because he was a metal man,
So for a while he wandered, having neither home nor land.
Then in a tavern one dark night, the Arch-Psion said:
Axehand with your hand, my powers, we could make the whole world ours.
Then all the people worshipped, and they shouted out in fear:
Axehand and the Arch-Psion, please don't you come over here!
Hipster Pathfinding
I was into Pathfinding back when it was about finding paths.
After being a Pathfinder went mainstream, some of the original gang aren't cool with new direction all the bandwagonners are going.
It was only cool because no one else was doing it.
Can Zuni Climb the Ladder?[]
The "Art" "Collection"[]
The "Art" "Collection", "Large" "GIF" "Room"[]
A retired Pathfinder wants you to know: Don't take food from mysterious places.
whenever you fall unconscious, get crit, or botch on everything, just chant this mantra to keep back your player tears